Vagina dentata, a phrase once learned never leaves your brain. I remember watching this movie because I thought the idea of a woman having chompers in her cooter ready to bite the dick off anyone who dares to assault her was pretty great. I watched the movie once and only ever thought about it again when I read a particularly weird or rapey book or when stories of those barbed anti-rape devices were making the rounds. Let’s see if I can watch it in the office without someone sneaking up behind me during a toothy scene.

Thoughts as I watch: Little pervert should keep his hands to himself. Forgot about the purity ring crap. Lmao at that guy hitting on her after her presentation. Brother’s a dick. Poor girl can’t even have her lame wedding night fantasy without being terrified. We made a sacred promise. Fuckin Toby. That wet crunching sound lmao. No means no, Toby. “I ate”…is that what she’s calling it? Bahahaha. Ok weird abstinence cult kids. The serpent. The serpent. The serpent. Good job, Eve and the devil. Oh no, not the purity ring. Unpure! Unpure! Fuck you, doc. It’s true! VAGINA DENTATA! VAGINA DENTATAAAA!!!! Creep. Hero nerd boy? Creep. Everyone’s a creep. Brother sticks it in dry…see what we’ve been missing? You’re about to be missing something, my dude lmao. Didn’t even get blood on her white dress.

Closing thoughts: Every creep gets what they deserve. I love it.