I keep seeing this one cardigan modeled after Freddy Krueger’s shirt on the fibercraft groups. I want to make it, but considering that I’m already working on a Beetlejuice cardigan that I’ll hardly get to use, I might just save it for next year’s big spooky season project. This year I’ll settle for watching the movie.

I dreamed about a guy in a dirty red and green sweater. Omg we had the same dream! Teenagers in these movies are always so dumb. Yeah let’s all go outside to investigate the scary noise. Speaking scary noises…lmao at the teenagers howling like they’re in a porno. Oh hey, let’s go outside alone now. Bahahaha that face slid right off. No running in the hallway. That laugh is so good. Every villain needs a good laugh. Ha. Bathtub Freddy. Who just has a bottle of caffeine pills in their medicine cabinet. Aha. Daddy knows who she’s talking about. Ring. Ring. Ring. That phone tongue lol. Bye bye Glen. Nice blood splatter. Ha. Dogs playing poker. GET MY DAD, YOU ASSHOLE! She really went all Home Alone on him. Stunt Freddy’s a bit on the chunky side. Man, everyone fails this girl.

Closing thoughts: This movie is great. Freddy cardigan next year. That is all.