I like creepy dolls. I’m not ready for repeats of last year’s 31 days of horror so I opted for Annabelle instead of Child’s Play. I’ve never seen it, so now is as good a time as any.

Reactions: Creepy doll support group? She’s creepy, alright. Hm, old vehicles. What year is this movie set in? Was there ever really a time that people didn’t lock their doors when they left? I doubt that. You’re not over sensitive, your husband’s a dick. A whole creepy as nursery. I love creepy dolls. Turn on some fucking lights. Oh shit. Huh. Blood on the doll. So it’s a Chucky situation. SpoOoky sewing machine. Why would they keep the doll. It definitely had blood all over it. Oh. Smart. Popcorn fire! Oh, so not a nightmare. Oooh a 280z. Late 70s then. Oh shit, did she just…? Lucky priest. Oooh I would have bought that doll at the antique shop.

Closing thoughts: Moral of the story? Mind your own business, even if the neighbors are screaming bloody murder. Especially if they’re screaming bloody murder. That was better than I expected. I may actually watch the sequels.