I don’t think I’ve ever seen this movie. It came up while scrolling Prime for tonight’s movie. I had a lot of fun with the haunted doll movie last night so when I saw this one and a couple more, I decided on a theme for the next couple days.

Reactions: Huh. The old man knows they move. Puppet go-pro? No one notices a puppet running around? Hahaha ok someone finally sees him. Enough time for what? Nooooooo. Who are these guys and what did they want with the old man. 1939 so it must be some Nazi shit. Well that was an interesting nightmare. Holy shit, there are 15 movies in this series and another in production? That’s one way to check for life signs. We’re all psychics. Okay. Oh, Egyptian magic. Can we get any more convoluted. Getting bored. Needs to be less annoying people and more murderous puppet action. Hehe that tiny head. Yay another puppet and he’s up to no good. There’s that go-pro action again. Peeping puppets. Dude really can’t tell the difference between a tiny little puppet and the woman. Omg why is she dragging herself on the floor. He twisted your ankle, he didn’t dislocate your leg. Get your ass up and limp away. Lmao maybe you shouldn’t have talked shit about your puppets right in front of them. Well, the puppets are cool but they aren’t on screen nearly enough to save the movie.

Closing thoughts: this movie is remarkably dumb. Rethinking my theme idea.