The squid is joining me for 31 days of horror this year. She probably won’t want to watch everything on the list, but this is the first time she’s been even a little interested in watching horror movies with me. There are a few specific movies she wants to watch, but she didn’t want to start with them. So I looked at one of my watchlists containing random weird horror movies and picked one. Today’s movie is Rabid Grannies. Welcome to the wonderful world of Troma, kiddo. I haven’t seen it yet, but it’s guaranteed to be terrible. These will be real time reactions rather than reviews, as I did last year. Reactions are more fun to write.

Terrible acting, terrible accents. Sidney: Pretty low budget, huh. Yep. Proceeds to Google the movie budget. Ah, Bertha. The family virgin. Who even says that lol. What a lovely family. Ok, Radu. Thanks. Weak slap. BOOB. All the men are so creepy. Pretty boring so far. Okay, the help is funny. Ooooooh presents. Sidney: Come on, start eating each other already! Hey, your box is on fire. Hey do you think her horrible singing is what cursed them? Yesss here we go. Get ‘em, grannies! Convenient swords hung around the mansion. Sidney: The mask they’re wearing sorta looks like Ferengi makeup. Sing, bitch! Indistinct demonic mumbling. Ah yes, let’s take the little boy out to find his sister. That’s safe. Holy shit, the aunties got ugly fast. Bahaha that signature Troma gore. Man’s ass literally being eaten. Oh. Boy child has an existential crisis in the morning when the old ladies are back to themselves. That’s unexpected. More survivors than I expected. Ok, that’s more like it. Sidney: That sucked.

Closing thoughts: that did suck, but I liked it and so did the kiddo. Lots of crappy special effects and many laughs. She says she’s ready for tomorrow’s movie.