This is the movie that made the squid want to watch with me. First thing she asked when I hit play was if it’s scary scary or funny scary. She doesn’t like scary movies. She’ll like this one.

Co-starring Brad Dourif? Excuse me? Granted he’s a doll for most of the movie. I wonder if I could pull off one of those ‘80s girl mullets. Sidney: OMG that’s the same building they used in Friends. Same building. Same outside shot. I love the Chucky POV shots. Why does nobody ever turn on the lights when they hear sounds in the house. Oh no, not the sugar! Phone jump scare. All those cops in the apartment and not one talks to the frantic mom calling out for her son. Tommy Swerdlow. Is that the same T. Swerdlow who wrote Poop Poems? I wonder. Lmao @ the kid repeating the things Chucky told him. Just a boy and his doll on a train. Yes, run toward the gunshots. I don’t think the gas was on long enough for an explosion that big. Funniest attempted murder in a car scene ever. Stay away from da voodoo. His heart is almost human. Run, Andy, run! Extreme electroshock therapy. Miraculously the apartment doesn’t catch fire. Officer Dingus. All that damage and not one bullet managed to hit the heart. How does he come back for the other movies?

Closing thoughts: I still love this movie. Sidney said it’s “eh”. She doesn’t want to continue 31 days of horror. Says it’s boring. Sigh. She just doesn’t like sitting through an entire movie. No attention span. Oh well.