I’m on my own tonight so I’m watching a slasher. I’ve never seen this one before. I don’t know how though, it seems right up my alley. Let’s do this.

Interesting puzzle. Where does a little boy get a nudie puzzle lol. Mom’s going a bit overboard though. Whoooooa. Little boy isn’t as sweet as he looks. Yes, I’m gonna like this movie. These cops are the worst. Let’s just touch everything with our bare hands. Forty years later. Seriously terrible cops. Mommy’s bloody clothes. Skateboard girl reminds me of an observation I made the other day during my walk at work. I remember when I was in college, kids on skateboards would coast from class to class. And then those hoverboard things a few years later. These days they’ve got motorized scooters. Lmao in broad daylight? Why would they think the professor would know anything about the girl. Those boots are terrible. It’s the professor. I’m calling it. What kind of moron doesn’t run the fuck away when a stranger cranks up a chainsaw by the pool. Everyone is so stupid. Looks like the groundskeeper is going to take the fall for this one. Someone’s about to lose her crotch. One more piece of the puzzle. Fuckin dean. Wouldn’t want to make a fuss about some murders on campus. I hate him. Too bad our guy isn’t building a dude. I like how he goes back to the puzzle every time he acquires a new piece. Bahaha weak ass cops. Upstairs in the library, my ass. Why are you depending on this student to keep an eye on your undercover cop? Huh. Gratuitous full frontal nudity. King fu professor lol. Oh Kendall. I guess you can’t bang a tennis champion if you don’t shoot your shot. This guy and his heavy breathing. Oh snap, the puzzle is almost complete. Oh yay, more nudity. Finally, someone with some sense. Ruuunnn! Ain’t no running from a guy with a chainsaw lol. Why do you have to act so suspicious, Willard. Yeah you are silly. You’re a cop and you’re carrying a gun. Why do you need a student or a professor for protection. Screech looking motherfucker. How is he the guy the girls are chasing. Now the dean is acting weird. Oh no, was I wrong? Is it the dean? The professor is a homosexual? Scandalous! I like the pretty cop’s crooked ass teeth. I know I mention this whenever I watch older movies but part of my affinity for them is how real people look. People are beautiful despite their flaws. Prominent noses, crooked teeth, no veneers. Dang. Finally a cop who hits his target with the first bullet. Kid might get his shot after all. He did save her life twice. Hahahaha I don’t think he’ll be joining the force after that. He’s never gonna sleep again. Whaaaat.

Closing thoughts: wtf was that ending?! Overall, really great. Kinda wish they’d stuck with the original title though. The original Spanish title was Mil gritos tiene la noche. The Night Has 1,000 Screams. How cool is that! Anyway if a movie about a guy building a likeness of his mom (who he murdered when he was a kid) out of pieces of college co-eds sounds like a good time to you, you’ll like Pieces.