Honestly I’m too tired for a new movie tonight but I’m going to give it a go anyway. I’m not ready for another repeat yet. The preview for Cemetery Man had a good balance of horror and comedy so I’m hoping the movie doesn’t lean too hard into either direction.

Oh nice. The dead come back to life a couple days after they’re buried and dude has to kill them and bury them again. Poor guy trying to rake leaves while the wind blows. This dude sure has a bleak outlook on life. Dude. Leave the widow alone. Hmmm she likes the ossuary. I guess she has a use for him after all. What have we got here. Hmmm looks like hubby is a little late, but he’s making his return. This is gonna put a damper on things. Yikes. Stupid kids. This isn’t going to go well. Holy crap that’s a lot of coffins. Ol Gnaghi’s in love. Oh no. Turn around, Gnaghi. Well that got his attention. Really, Claudio? There’s no way that motorcycle is in driving condition. Ok that was funny. Better watch out, dude. The undead have a taste for human flesh. Weird. There sure a lot of returners. Nothing happened. Nothing ever happens. Wtf this took an interesting turn. More wtf.

Closing thoughts: that was weird as fuck and I loved it. It started out like a goofy zombie movie, which I also love, and turned into something oddly bizarre and complex. Will definitely tuck this one away in my brain for future rewatch.