Getting a little ridonculous today. This choice was inspired by a text from my sister asking if I’d seen it. Of course now I have to.

When the storage unit has a smell that makes you gag, walk away. Leave it to Storage Wars. Don’t go looking for treasures because there aren’t any. Nice closeup of deodorant and lint armpits. I bet that ugly chair is comfy af. Aww look at its cute wittle face. Getting a little friendly with the couch, huh. I’m dying. The closeups of the chair’s face. Ew, they couldn’t cut this guy’s toenails before filming his feet? LOL the chair is baaack. Yummy soul. Stalker couch watching from the balcony. Oh I hope the couch gets this guy. We’d make strong babies is a terrible pickup line. Your cousin? Even grosser. The spring noises lol. Fuckin creep. Come on, couch. Do your thing. This is great. Trust me, I’m a rabbi. Sure knows a lot about witchcraft and voodoo for a rabbi. This woman’s fake accent is atrocious. Why don’t you just burn the fucking sofa. Detective Gravy has some big guns for an older guy. Get into the box…yeah right. I guess it would have been nice if the old man had told her how to make that happen. There ya go. Burn the couch. Omg stop giving it a chance to blow out the match. Why is everyone so dumb. Wtf. I wonder what those pills she kept popping were. It’s all over. Is it though?

Closing thoughts: this was great. I especially love the way they zoomed in on the couch’s face. So much fun.