I had a shitty day and wanted to watch Rubber, that movie about the tire. You know the one. I wanted a little comic relief after today’s series of unfortunate events. Of course to add insult to injury, the movie is nowhere to be found. I pay for all these streaming services and not a single one has it. So I found something else to watch. You’ve seem the memes, but have you seen the movie? I didn’t even know it was a screenshot from a movie. Today I’m watching Deathgasm. Time to watch some teenaged metalheads bring on the end of the world.

Bahaha great mugshot. Ugh that cousin is gonna be trouble. Great shading on the demon penises lol. Zakk’s got the growl, Zakk picks the band name. DEATHGASM. Zakk’s a real delinquent. What are the odds they’d find their metal hero in their town. Ooh nice. Okay, goofy AND gory. Fantastic. Dun dun dunnnnn. The devil music is actually devil music. Yessss a metal convert. Dang, they beat him up pretty good. Niice. Brutal. SpoOoky red moon. Thanks, lady. That’s real helpful. Cocktopus…what a great word. Best fight scene ever. Come on, Brodie. Yuck yuck yuck. Lmao amazing. Oh yes, let’s fight over the last girl who isn’t possessed. Go on, get it out of your systems. Alright, kiss and make up. Uh oh. Things are looking bleak for our metal heroes. Guess you weren’t the blackest soul in the room. Play for your life, Brodie! Brotherhood of steel. Good ending.

Closing thoughts: loved it. Brutal. Brutal as fuck. Several laugh out loud moments.