Birthday week turned hectic about halfway through, so now I’m playing movie catchup before I go back to work. It’s okay, it feels like a movie marathon day. Day 16’s movie is The Blob, because I like cheesy shit like this.

This idiot is gonna try to jump the bridge isn’t he. Oof! Wipe out. Good show for the homeless man. Sheriff shooting his shot? Good for you, dude. Looks like Mr. Bad boy left his bike in the ditch. What’s that in the sky? Whoosh! Take your dog and gtfo of there. Awkward! Running into the priest while buying condoms. Slimy gurgling. The CC is hilarious. Where the hell did they take him. Emergency room wouldn’t act like that. Sheesh, they’re not even looking at the guy. Holy shit. Hehehe gross. Yeah, get that pile of human goo autopsied asap. I don’t know how they can think motorcycle kid did that. Yesss get this guy. Ahahahaha serves you right, creep. Of course the government shows up being all cryptic and looking for the wrong things. Oooh blob is getting mighty big. Nom nom nom. Hmm. Bunch of fucking storm troopers can’t hit the one target in front of them. Ahh I knew I recognized that voice. It’s the ditzy chick in Becker. Fire on that, slimeball. Why did they think that would work lol. wtf snow? Well. That did the trick lol. I smell a sequel!

Closing thoughts: loved it. Super gross. Nobody gets a clean death.