Last year I watched Puppet Master with the intent to follow it with Demonic Toys and then Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys. That did not happen, but I did leave the unwatched movies in my watchlist. Tonight’s movie is Demonic Toys. Maybe I’ll watch the other one this year too.

Ooh creepy clown. And creepy baby. And creepy kids. Weird right off the bat. Oh it’s a dream. These two are terrible cops. Whoa. One ultra creepy doll in the pile of normal dolls. Awakened by blood. Nice. Of course this stupid cop is chasing them in a dark warehouse without any backup on the way. So dumb. It’s way too early in your pregnancy to blame pregnancy brain. Shoot his ass and take the cuffs back off. Ooo a jack in the box. Nom nom nom. I guess we’re gonna see if Mr. I was in Korea can really handle himself. Doubt. Omg just shoot the fucker. No one’s gonna miss a wannabe arms dealer. I can walk. I can talk. I can even shit my pants. Can you shit your pants? Omg this fuckin doll is hilarious. Oopsie daisy! Doll handles a gun better than the Vietnam vet security guard. Just shoot him! Why are you keeping him alive? He killed your boyfriend. Ok weird girl from the air ducts. Hmm. Blood, cracks in the floor, methinks a summoning spell is in the works. Such a beautiful child lmao. If this isn’t an endorsement for abortion I don’t know what is. Oh my. Relax, chicken boy. That’s one way to do it. Ha that was cool. Saved from one baby by another. Weird.

Closing thoughts: that was pretty cool. The follow up movie is sounding more appealing now.