This may shock anyone who knows me as a horror hound, but I’m not much of a Stephen King fan. I don’t love his writing style. He is needlessly verbose. I tend to like the movie adaptations better than his books. Prime keeps recommending this one to me and I finally caved.

Wonder what’s in that smoothie. Oh so he’s that kind of lawyer. Girl, ain’t no way your head needs to be bobbing that far up and down. Sir, pay attention to the road. Of course he takes no responsibility for hitting that woman. Sudden weight loss. No wonder he’s a fat fuck, their groceries are several giant bags of potato chips and a bag of onions. Ew. That is not psoriasis. My dude eating like he’s got a tapeworm. Old lady sure knows a lot about gypsy curses. Bet he wishes it was cancer after all. Cary and I. That’s twice. Everyone always remembers the blank and I rule because they drill it into you early on, but so many don’t remember the rest of that rule. If the speaker is the object of the sentence, you use and me. If the speaker is the subject, it’s and I. Sorry, pet peeve. End grammar lesson. Doc is awfully cozy with the wife. The curse of the white man from town lol. He said that with so much conviction. Looking rough, Billy boy. Huh. Seems a weird way to dispel a curse, but whatever. Hehehe gross. Have some pie, doc. Wait. But the daughter had some. I guess Billy is going to have some? Eh.

Closing thoughts: not bad. Now I want to read the book. Pretty sure it’s on my shelf somewhere.