This might surprise some of you, but I’ve never seen Terrifier. That’s right, this creepy clown loving gore fiend has never watched the movie about a gore fiend of a creepy clown. I suppose it’s time.

Oh shit. Yeah, I wouldn’t want to live with my face like that either. Wait what. So is this the first movie or not? I dig the music. Nice toolbox. Monica’s house of horrors. I like it. Whoa. Drunk girls outside in the middle of the night, that always ends well. Foreshadowing. Blondie is gonna get hacked into little pieces. Lmao they were creeped out before he even opened his mouth and showed off the bloody teeth. These girls have no survival instincts whatsoever. Bahahahaha. Ok, that answers that question. Exterminator is not the clown. Omg get out of the building already. You’re gonna get bug bombed. I don’t get it. Is it Halloween? Kill count up to 4. Surely he’s not going to kill his girlfriend? Or maybe he is. Ok it is Halloween. Ooh he’s taking her home. She’s going to be the next project. Oooh a performance piece. I don’t like where that saw is going. Ewww. Aw he’s having such a good time. Hot diggity. Girl, you should have stabbed him better than that. A gun?! Come on, I thought you were an artist, Art the clown. Gut shot. Well, she’s a goner. Seriously? Weird. I see the sister isn’t any smarter about lurking in strange dark places. Do not run toward screaming, dummy. Ooh nice. When did he get dressed? Omg girl why did you wait so long to try and escape. You had so much time. He stopped to get dressed and kill another guy. You had time. Ugh. She had so much time. Omg fucking idiot cops. Oh. No. There’s no way. Wtf. No way. No fucking way. Interesting.

So. This should be right up my alley. I read tons of extreme horror and splatterpunk filled with similar scenes and love that shit. Doesn’t hit the same on screen though. I did enjoy it, just not as much as I expected I would. Still, I might watch the sequels. I need to google the ending before I do though.