Richard is a 14th century lord who’s a total dick. One day he crosses the wrong woman and finds himself cursed to exist as a dildo and be used for women’s pleasure the way he used women for his. The curse can be broken, but by means so unconventional that he is a dildo for a very long time. Felicity is a historian who meets Richard via her research on the history of sex toys. Some of that research appears as intros to each chapter. Will Richard learn the lessons the witch has in mind? Will Felicity learn a few lessons of her own?

This book is great. It’s well written, the characters each have their growth arcs, and it is so funny. I would have loved it in text as well, but i absolutely loved the audiobook. The narrators are *chef’s kiss* so great together. This is probably my favorite sentient object book so far. Thea Masen has made it to my must read list, and I will happily listen to almost anything narrated by Richard Pendragon or Unfortunate Reads.

I received an Audible ARC from Unfortunate Reads and read along on my kindle via my Kindle Unlimited subscription. All views expressed here are my own.

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