So I watched the giant snake movie. It was okay. I’m not sure what it was trying to be, but whatever that was, it didn’t pan out. Is it an Anaconda knockoff? Not really. Is it commentary on exploitation of the people and resources of the Amazon or the whole white savior thing? Sorta. Is it scary? Eh. There was a giant snake who partially digested a bunch of people, so that was something. It was entertaining enough.