I’m in the mood for something ridiculous tonight. Maybe something beachy in anticipation of beach day next week? Maybe something with unkillable shark-human hybrids created by the Soviets during the Cold War and then sent to Mars? Sure, that sounds about the right level of ridiculousness. Let’s do it.

So. I zoned out almost immediately. There was a lot of science stuff that took itself a little too seriously and then there were scientists not really taking the threat seriously. And then they tricked the super intelligent unkillable shark people into boarding a space ship and stranded them on the moon. Apparently the gills that make it possible for them to breathe under water also made it possible for them to breathe on the moon. Super dumb. None of those scientists seemed smart enough to make that happen. The sharks were goofy looking and totally not intimidating or scary. It was mostly boring. I’m not sure I even finished watching it. I remember watching and then I was waking up in the morning 🤷🏻‍♀️